Retro-style summer "Cruising Harness"! Durable hook-and-loop fastener. Repurposed denim D-ring for leash attachment. Secondary patches may vary based on harness size and availability. A colorful bandana finishes the look (color varies). Check out the size chart in the last photo!
The Cruising Summer Harness is the yin, to your yang. You've found what you're looking for.